Corrupt A Wish

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23 Oct 2007, 8:14 pm

Granted, but as soon as it comes true, you fart.

I wish Spock was my husband.

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RadiantAspie
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23 Oct 2007, 9:03 pm

Granted, but he divorces you soon after he realizes there is no logical reason to marry or to remain your husband. In addition, he tended to neglect you.

I wish that you cannot corrupt the next wish I will make after this one.

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24 Oct 2007, 6:32 pm

Granted, but both wishes are corrupted!

I wish someone would stop Michael Bay from allowing Sam Raimi to direct a big-screen version of "The Hobbit."

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29 Oct 2007, 10:20 pm

Granted, although since Sam Raimi's sudden inability to direct (read as untimely and horrible death) a big-screen version of "The Hobbit, no other directors are willing to EVER go near a piece of Tolkien's work again. NO MORE LoTR FOR YOU!!

I wish I had never made this wish.

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30 Oct 2007, 6:32 pm

Granted, but the paradoxical nature of the granting causes your head to explode. I wish I had an endless supply of Belgian waffles.

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30 Oct 2007, 6:36 pm

Granted but you find out you're allergic to them.

I wish I could tell Drew Carey that he laughs like a girl, and how amusing that is for me.

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30 Oct 2007, 9:40 pm

Granted, but he gets mad and beats you black and blue.

I wish no woman in the world could resist my sexyness.

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30 Oct 2007, 9:54 pm

Granted, but then you learn the true horror of the phrase, "I have to beat them off with a stick."

I STILL wish that my paperwork would self-file and auto-archive. (~the paper cuts from last time have finally healed~)

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31 Oct 2007, 2:29 am

it self files and quto archives...but in the wrong order.

I wish OWA would poast more.

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31 Oct 2007, 6:33 pm

I'd grant that, but it's out of my league. That and I don't know ANYONE who poasts.

I wish that I'd never have to grant another wish again

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31 Oct 2007, 6:34 pm

Granted. but that lasts for 2 seconds..

I wish i had some toast on Poast.

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31 Oct 2007, 6:37 pm

Granted, except that the letters on "toast" and "poast" got switched so you instead get "poast" and "toast".

I wish ShadesOfMe would stop stalking me.

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31 Oct 2007, 6:38 pm

I'm not stalking you so your wish cannot be granted.

I wish I had some cupcakes.

Xandalis
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31 Oct 2007, 6:39 pm

*A sack of cake-cups lands in your lap*

I wish there were less people posting.

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31 Oct 2007, 6:40 pm

wish granted for 1 second.

I wish i had a bunnay.

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31 Oct 2007, 8:07 pm

Granted, but you receive 100 bunnies.

I wish PDF could work correctly on my computer.

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