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Granted, but now someone has taken advantage of that and spams you all day with meaningless mails.

I wish I live to 150 years old

Granted, due to a freak accident involving a mix-up of a sample of DNA, some radioactive isotopes and some wild Sci-fi you get converted into a giant Galapagos Island tortoise. At least you get to live a long time.

I wish my house was warmer.

Granted, but the button on your thermostat setting got stuck and the house got so hot it caught on fire and burnt down.

I wish I had delicious burgers meal.

Granted, but it's going to be assburgers...

I wish that the snow we got here today will last until Christmas.

Granted, but an avalanche happens and your house gets destroyed.

I wish I owned a tank.

Granted. You would end up being the most wanted to what place enter in with that tank.

I wish for another dog for my dog to play with

granted, but the new puppy dog grows into a playful "monster" that is not only like hooch (from "Turner and Hooch", click for IMDb link), but worse!

lol



i wish that i had mad skateboard skills (yes, really).

Granted, you are now so mad on a skateboard you try to skate down the front of a 50 storey building. It all goes rather well until you reach the ground.

I wish I was there with a movie camera to record your dare-devil attempt.

Granted. But once you hit the floor, there would be no way you could hit the rec button....

I wish it snowed more like this everyday until it covers the whole land, no school, no college, just a laze about in my bed.

Granted, there is so much snow that you can't get out of your house at all. The water supply freezes so no more water. The electricity lines collapse under the weight of the snow, so no electricity. The roads are blocked so no food is delivered, not that you can get out to go to the shops anyway. So you die a slow death due to starvation, cold and dehydration.

I wish the snow would go away. (Four inches outside my house this morning).

Granted. But it won't be as fun anymore as you can't make a snowman or have a snowball fight

I wish for summer to come again

Granted, you will find Summer better for your baby too.

I wish for another portion of rice with my evening meal.

Granted... but I have to feed that portion of rice to my baby oh well... it was worth a wish

I wish I was superman

Granted, you are now supermam.

Wait - you haven't made a wish!!

I wish pizza could be less fattening than it is.

Granted.. But some of them, might not taste as good as the orginal pizza's are.

I wish that I could eat another pizza?