Corrupt A Wish

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Yes they will let you go, they pull up up onto the ceiling like the policemen in "New Police Story" then they let you go. You fall onto the floor which is covered with hard objects.

I wish that I knew that to wish for, it would be something which would be very good for me and impossible to courpt.

Granted, you finally know what you want to wish for and it is incorruptible. Unfortunately you only discover this wish on your death bed with you last gasp.

I wish for another cup of coffee.

You can have your cup of coffee but you will not like it ! The cup is a vast one which is on the roof of your house. It is packed with liquid, which includes sugar to make it sweet. The cup breaks open and you get caught in a floor of coffee just like the Boston Molassess Flood or the London Beer flood.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Molasses_Disaster

I wish for the ability to devise new and funny ways to foul up and courpt other people's wishes.

Granted... You currupt one and someone manages to come up with a wish that ends up coming true, the only best thing now is to create a robot version of yourself to save you from speech...

I wish I could make a robot version of myself now...

What do you mean? You already ARE the robot version. Shortly after your manufacture you killed Ian and took his place. By the way... your battery will need replacing with a new one next week or you will forget everything. I'm afraid you may find it a bit embarrassing where your new battery has to be inserted.

I wish Vista wasn't such a pain in the rear sometimes.

^^ oh yes... granted.... But then sooner of later, everyone will have no choice but to upgrade to windows 7 and thats more of a pain in the neck.... trash all the old operating systems in the bin..

I wish Vista is more like XP?

granted, but you know what this means... you will be buying a copy of windows 7 after all!

it is widely reported and agreed that windows 7 is vista minus the bloat/rubbish, it is a much better OS... it is scalable and will run better than Vista on netbooks, and runs better on older hardware than XP - where XP would only chug along.

hehe

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i wish i could have my own lane for road and highway driving... it is frustrating being stuck behind someone driving under the posted limit, especially when there are 3 or 4 other lanes!

Granted... Now everyone is going to be pestering you and paying you every penny for every car that goes past, after all, even our queen visited that lane... (Queen Elizabeth, we both got the same queen ) She only payed you 1p and ended up having to take over the lane and turning it into Buckingham Palace no.2

I wish I could get the queen to understand stand up comedy?

Granted, but she wets her pants, in front of the rest of the Royal Family.

I wish that I could rescue the Balloon Boy from his family.

Granted; you pop Balloon boy yourself, instead.

I wish I could follow my dad overseas.

Granted, here is a row boat - I hope you are fit.

I wish for no snow tonight or tomorrow morning.

Granted. You get snow in the afternoon.

I wish it could snow without it having to be below freezing.

Granted, the atmosphere is now so dense it snows anyway and all the time. The climatic changes are so extreme all life on the planet dies. The End.

I wish people would think for themselves sometimes instead of putting onto me all the time.

granted, and then people like you and i would be out of a job... no, really. :-/

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i wish that people would say what they mean, mean what they say, and do what they say.

Granted, making a continuum of honesty that deteriorates into violence - as more and more people state their exact truths, the statements become more animal: someone jumps a queue and "I want to deck him for that' becomes literal. Eventually the entire human race is wiped out, except you because you're still different even though everyone else talks the way you want.

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I wish that I had a swimming pool in my backyard. And a ride on mower..





edit - ANOTHER spelling mistake omg

Last edited by mysassyself on 06 Jan 2010, 9:33 am, edited 1 time in total.

You can have both the pool and the rid on mower, the only problem is that a wasp attacks you while you are driving the machine and after it stings you you drive the mower into the pool. You then get trapped under the machine under the water at the deep end. Bye Bye !

I wish for machine which can turn snow into bread.