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^ Good grief, how many more of those are there?

Zandrian is at this very moment tracking you down, Mr Cardinal of the faith, whatever your title is, and will bring back report of your every movement for the Human-Sciurine Resistance, the numbers of whom grow exponentially as we speak. The days of your theological double-speak will soon be over as we celebrate the return of The Super-Zakhyrian Revolutionary Council!

>wrongplanet level
>it aint me starts playing

I win.. zaps everyone else with cosmic optic blasts.

I win, once more

uhuh, sure

I win despite your insolence

On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter.

When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach.