Corrupt A Wish

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Granted... but it turns out you only get the music you didn't like.

I wish for a lovely caring girlfriend

Granted.... this wish can't be corrupted.

I wish mine cares...

Granted, she puts you into a care home.

I wish Santa would come, he is late with my present from Superboyian.

Granted, it turns out santa had gave you the wrong present.

I wish for a immortal Hamster that doesn't need washing and cleaning up.

Granted, you just need to change his batteries occasionally.

I wish it was yesterday tomorrow then I could get my work done by today and not worry about tomorrow.

Granted..... (why have the longest wish ) But once you wish everyday was yesterday, the time is literally going back that you have managed to create the first ever time loophole

I wish I ain't so confused about my relationship status

Granted. Your relationship status becomes clearly not what you wanted. (I'm sorry Superboyian. Sincerely, good luck with fixing things up. I didn't WANT to corrupt this one.)

I wish I was knowledgeable about AI. And could program one that actually worked. (Now, what happens when people do that on TV shows and other media? Aw, well...)

Granted: You make a super robot. It then enslaves humanity.

I wish I could cease to exist when it was convenient.

Granted. But it's always convenient, so you just cease to exist.

I wish I knew more people where I live.

Granted! But the people you know are all expert thieves. So they end up robbing everything your home.

I wish I had the courage to ask out the girl I love.

Granted.... Can't corrupt this wish, its worth too much (seriously though, good luck, go for it, but first get the know her )

I wish I could win the lottery and build my own castle, HAHA!

Granted... but the vikings from the past mistake your castle as their enemies. So they destory it and took your money and your fancy gold.

I wished for my long awaited game, persona 3 portable to be released in English.

(P.S Thanks for the tip btw )

Granted...... But unfortunelately, you have to end up waiting for a very long time, probably forever

I wish i'm not such a busy person

(and you're welcome MinatoTea )

Granted. But everyone else was very busy. So you led a very boring life

I wished for a credit card with no limits

Granted, but your house will be crammed with objects related to your special interests.

I wish that I could be an Olympic marathon runner for a day, in 2012, while the Olympics are taking place in London.

Granted, a giant lobster chases you for the entire course! - on the plus side you do win.

I wish for a good nights sleep.