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I win.. it's inevitable..

What on earth is that.

it's Ultron for he said I win and continue to win no matter what..

*takes out the polish for the prize* Ah, thank you.

uh-ah I'll be taking that prize for you'd be committing blasphemy by accepting a win without honor

this isn't peach syrup...this is...



my mouth is full of oil! thick cooking oil!

i wonder who put that there...

Funny story: I came home from primary school one day, and I was so thirsty I just grabbed a bottle of what I thought was diluted cordial* and chugged it straight from the bottle. A lot of it had made it into my mouth before I realised it was something else entirely, and I immediately spat it all out. Turns out I had just chugged a bottle of cooking oil. Bleh!

* Not sure what this would be called in other countries. I suppose it's like Tang in the US but in liquid form, which you then have to dilute with water before drinking.

As a seven or eight year old, I once took a drink from what I thought was a bottle of fizzy lemonade - needless to say it was vodka or gin....

Also at around the same age ate some dog biscuits by mistake.

Do either of these experiences qualify me for a 'win'?

I win...

Once when my mother had picked me up from daycare, I came home to see a glass on the living room table. There was dark liquid in it, so I thought it was cola that my mother had put there for me. I delightfully approached it, when my mother said that it was coffee. I thought she was just kidding and picked it and took a sip. And spit it right out! Yuck! It was coffee alright.
At 38 I still don't like the taste of coffee and that's just fine as it seems coffee drinkers always want it and I sweat just thinking about drinking anything hot in summer. I def prefer my drinks ice cold! (and no, not ice coffee blech!). Only hot drink I truly enjoy is cocoa when it's cold.
If that doesn't warrant a win, I don't know what does.