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19 Feb 2011, 5:45 pm

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Ooh - Darth tennis! :lol:
Game, set and Death Star to Mr. Vader. New balls please.

Good one!

Puts all of Cornflakes clothes in the black hole.


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19 Feb 2011, 5:51 pm

Plants a thick ring of thorn trees round rabbitears' house (while nude, apparently, but wearing a strategically placed apron).


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19 Feb 2011, 6:00 pm

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Plants a thick ring of thorn trees round rabbitears' house (while nude, apparently, but wearing a strategically placed apron).

Actually, I didn't think to take the clothes you were wearing, but if you want to wear nothing but an apron, then it's completely up to you.

Places one of the thorns so you catch whatever may be hiding under your apron when you leave.


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19 Feb 2011, 6:09 pm

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Puts all of Cornflakes clothes in the black hole.
That's why it suddenly got draughty.
Fortunately the apron was well-lined so nothing happens. It's also quite stylish!

Call rabbitears "Quasimodo" every 13.2 seconds.


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19 Feb 2011, 6:17 pm

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Puts all of Cornflakes clothes in the black hole.

Touche

Burns Cornflakes prized apron.


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19 Feb 2011, 6:37 pm

Puts a Giraffe on wheels, paints it orange, fits the remains of the apron to it and pushes it towards rabbitears.
The Giraffe is yodelling too, BTW.


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19 Feb 2011, 6:51 pm

Spreads rumours that Cornflake is a Davidhasslehoffphiliac.


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19 Feb 2011, 6:58 pm

Spreads rumors that rabbitears is David Hasselhoff.


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19 Feb 2011, 7:04 pm

Confirms rumours that David Hasselhoff is, in fact, One-Winged-Angel.


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19 Feb 2011, 7:13 pm

Informs everyone that Cornflake managed to confirm these rumours only because of his rather unhealthy obsession with David Hasslehoff.


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19 Feb 2011, 7:17 pm

Shows everyone this thread, therefore exposing rabbitears' deceit.


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19 Feb 2011, 7:23 pm

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Shows everyone this thread, therefore exposing rabbitears' deceit.

Cunning....

Eats Cornflakes last Worther's Original.


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19 Feb 2011, 7:30 pm

Ah. The unforgivable sin.

Eats rabbitears.


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19 Feb 2011, 7:36 pm

Gives you chronic indigestion, and tears out half your stomach lining on my way to the toilet bowl.


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19 Feb 2011, 7:40 pm

Throws stomach lining at the remains of rabbitears.


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19 Feb 2011, 7:43 pm

Hides in your fridge to decompose.


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