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StraightWoman
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31 Dec 2017, 7:16 pm

When someone is trying to elbow you, elbow them back harder :|



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31 Dec 2017, 11:38 pm

Save time digesting food by cutting out the middleman and flushing it straight down the toilet


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Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard


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01 Jan 2018, 12:57 am

eliminate your cat's need to hack up hair balls by having him drink hair-dissolving drain declogger.


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02 Jan 2018, 12:54 am

go to church naked, wearing a penis hat.



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02 Jan 2018, 1:02 am

starting at the end and going backwards, perform ten of the suggestions in this thread each day. report back here at the end of each day if you survive unimprisoned.



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02 Jan 2018, 1:16 am

just drink engine coolant to prevent heatstroke.


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02 Jan 2018, 2:12 am

try to eat your own tongue.



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02 Jan 2018, 4:35 pm

Make it ‘til you fake it.



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02 Jan 2018, 4:46 pm

If you don't have a 2018 calendar, just reuse the 2017 one.



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02 Jan 2018, 9:37 pm

eat your computer.



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02 Jan 2018, 11:09 pm

Use a shotgun to solve the mouse problem in your house.



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02 Jan 2018, 11:33 pm

deal with a pesky skeeter by shooting at it with a .357 magnum.



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02 Jan 2018, 11:52 pm

A teacup is undoubtedly a most invaluable tool for fighting fires.



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03 Jan 2018, 12:01 am

eat the united states of America [Hawaii and Alaska and territories also]



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03 Jan 2018, 12:48 am

Use the oven to dry your work boots. Works best if you forget you've put them in the oven for a few days.



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03 Jan 2018, 12:59 am

bite a bear on the @$$.