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22 Apr 2008, 4:49 pm

I'm not worried my suicide attempt damaged my kidneys!


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22 Apr 2008, 6:20 pm

I'm confident that I made some friends today.


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22 Apr 2008, 6:21 pm

I love having AS



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22 Apr 2008, 6:44 pm

Cursing somebody in another language is not at all cowardly.


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22 Apr 2008, 7:33 pm

The Holocaust ever happened.



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22 Apr 2008, 10:41 pm

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23 Apr 2008, 2:31 pm

The sun just turned into a supernova. We're waiting for its light to reach Earth.



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23 Apr 2008, 2:32 pm

O_O lie?


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23 Apr 2008, 2:41 pm

Obviously, since eight minutes have elapsed and we're still here. (Phew!)



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23 Apr 2008, 2:43 pm

I really enjoyed clearing the blocked drain today



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23 Apr 2008, 2:44 pm

There's nothing to worry about.



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23 Apr 2008, 3:32 pm

I comb my long locks of hair all the time.



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23 Apr 2008, 3:34 pm

When I was your age, I had to walk ten miles to school every day.



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23 Apr 2008, 3:47 pm

I used to swim fifty miles to school every day. :D



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23 Apr 2008, 6:16 pm

I am going to deliberately double-post now!


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24 Apr 2008, 12:37 am

I worship basement cat! He is the saviour of my non-existant soul! Or is it cream of tomato soup?


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