Kuraudo7777 wrote:
I HAVE A CAT NAMED BOO, AND SHE'S SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE SIDE TABLE. SAY HI, BOO.
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NO REPLY. SHE ONLY MEOWS WHEN SHE WANTS SOMETHING, OR WHEN WE CUDDLE.
I HAVEN'T READ ALL OF THEM, BUT I'VE READ SNIPPETS HERE AND THERE.
WHICH ARE YOUR FAVOURITES?
WASN'T THERE ONE WHERE DEATH ARRIVES WITH A LAWN CHAIR AND A BOOK, AND SAYS THAT INSTEAD OF VIMES HAVING A NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE, HE [DEATH] IS HAVING A NEAR-VIMES EXPERIENCE, AND THEN SITS DOWN TO READ?
DISCWORLD BOOKS ARE SOME OF THE ONLY BOOKS THAT HAVE EVER CAUSED ME TO LAUGH ALOUD [OTHERS INCLUDE A COUPLE BY DIANA WYNNE JONES AND MANY BY DOUGLAS ADAMS]. I'M PARTICULAR IN MY HUMOR.
YES! I CAN'T REMEMBER IF THAT WAS IN THE FIFTH ELEPHANT OR THUD... OK, PER IXQUICK, IT'S THUD.
OH MY GOSH, I LOVE SO MANY OF THEM. I GROUP THEM BY MAIN CHARACTER, SO MY FAVORITE RINCEWIND ONE IS THE LAST CONTINENT. MY FAVORITE VIMES ONE? GAAH. ALL OF THE VIMES ONES. BUT FEET OF CLAY IS SPECIAL, I FELT A WEIRD ASPIE-ISH KINSHIP WITH DORFL THE GOLEM. MY FAVORITE GYTHA /ESME/ MAGRAT ONE? A TIE BETWEEN MASKERADE AND CARPE JUGULUM, WITH A NOD TO GREEBO IN WITCHES ABROAD, SINCE THE VAMPIRE HAS NEVER MANAGED TO RETURN FROM THE CAT!
WHOOPS. I REALLY DO LOVE THIS STUFF, I'M ON THE VERGE OF FULL-ON ASPIE-ING AT YOU (THAT'S WHAT I CALL IT WHEN I GET ENTHUSIASM LOGORRHEA ALL OVER MY LONGSUFFERING NT COUSIN AND HIS NEURODIVERSE BUT NOT ASPIE WIFE). [ASPIE FILTER
ON!]
REGARDS TO BOO
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