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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for not living a rural France, where the only noise is from low flying cattle.
rmgh Veteran
Joined: 14 Dec 2009Age: 33Gender: MalePosts: 2,577Location: Scotland
Banned for living in rural France, where the only mode of transport is low flying cattle.
Banned for not wearing a beret and a string of onions around your neck and riding a bicycle with a baguette under your arm.
MONIQUEIJ Veteran
Joined: 2 Oct 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 2,353
banned for trying to kidnap someone i think.
Banned for posting in bold type.
Banned for being bold in a post.
Banned for boldly working for la poste.
Banned for making La Poste the only place I can seem to find for mobile top ups. There's always huge cues!
Banned for paying the exorbitant French mobile rates. (I use a UK SIM - it actually works out much cheaper for low use)
Banned for being wiser at money saving than me. (I have a UK phone as well, but the audio is rubbish to UK numbers)
Banned for having two mobile phones.
Banned for having one mobile for low use.
Banned for singing the British national anthem while standing in the queue at La Poste.
Banned for singing the Scottish national anthem when we don't actually have one.
Banned for trying to get E'Leclerc and Intermarche to sell haggis.
Banned for trying to get Carrefour to sell England football strips.