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You're in Maui, but the volcano erupted! OH NOES!

I wish I was in Iceland.

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I'm a writer, not a fighter and my pen is always loaded.

Magnús Scheving is my Icelandic rose

Granted, but vikings come and steal your clothes and valuables.

I wish I was at an anime convention.

Granted, but a wild pokemon appears, causing you to flee.

I wish I came up with more witty sayings often.

granted, but you catch the attention of Adam Sandler,
and he puts you in one of his crappy movies!

(I mean, not one of his good ones, huge Adam Sandler fan here!)

I wish I could be in a movie with Adam Sandler And Ben Stiller.

Granted, but you end up in a situation like Tropic Thunder.

I wish I had a tail.

Granted, but you always sit down on your tail.

I wish I remembered to make a wish in my last post.

Granted, but you wished for something stupid, like the desire to be smacked upside the head with a fish.

I wish I had an iPod Nano.

Granted, but it is loaded with lots of earworms you dislike D:

I wish my computer never glitched or anything.

Granted, but you have to pay $1000 in order for that to happen.

I wish that I could be 3 years old, again.

Granted, but you will have to give up your job for it.

I wish I can have the definitive collection of the Kinks.

Granted... Which means you would have to ask CockneyRebel, if she said yes, you would have to make a very long journey all the way to see her....

I wish I was serious for one day

Granted, but people STILL won't take you seriously.

I wish Photoshop would just WORK.

Granted.... But now photoshop will now work but it will now hog your system

I wish I couldnt get too much phone calls

Granted, but it depends on whose idea of "too many/much" it is. I've consulted with some telesales people and they think it is reasonable for you to get around 100 calls a day from people selling you everything from double glazing to furry hats. I gave them your number.

I wish my internet connection was the fastest in the world. (I'm trying to download a 10 MB mp3 while surfing WP and it is killing my connection )

Granted... But your internet would be faster than mine and you would lose track with what you have typed.... this happens to me all the time since my internet connection is mega fast i dont barely have to blink for it to change (Have you got limewire or any p2p software running at the background? Maybe closing that might increase your internet speed).

I wish I could make many music tracks?