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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,409Location: UK
Used them for Frisbees. Where's my fluorescent slinky?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 82,873Location: United Kingdom
It's slinking off into the Great Beyond. Where are my notes?
Still in your flute. Where's my Fingerless gloves.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
I gave them to that homeless pigeon instead of a scarf. Where are my mittens?
They're with the kittens. Where's my Uncle Joe's Mint Balls?
They've been recalled to the factory in Wigan because of quality issues. Where is my prescription?
It's still in the doctors pad. Where's my Maximum Headroom?
It's been reduced by the Health and Safety Department. Where are my Rosary Beads?
Rosemary's babies got them. Where's my sense of humour?
All over the place! Where is my sense of belonging?
At a secret location Where's my hula hoop?
I think DeepHour stole it. Where is my rest for today???
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,681Location: Madison, WI
Give it to yourself. Where is my batteries?
In the shop, you still haven't bought them. Where are my socks?
On your ears Where's my Alphabetti Spaghetti?
You're currently slurping them through your nose. Where's my pencil?