Corrupt A Wish

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Granted.

But with a twist.



I wish I can just moan and groan all day.

Granted... The only problem you will be having is people slowly separating from you because of the amount of moaning you ended up making

I wish that I could be invincible?

Granted, after a stay in a mental institution!

I wish I could sing!

Granted, but you have to tale 100 years of lessons.

I wish that I could run.

Granted, there is an axe wielding manic behind you shouting "Here's Jonny!".

I wish my teeth didn't hurt.

granted, but you have to go into the dentist to get some work done on your teeth.

I wish to be a man.

Errr, granted... but you wear a dress and overhaul car engines.

I wish I was a snowman.

Granted, please move to Russia first...

I wish I can shout 'GO TOONS' all day (even though my throat will hurt).

Fine you get your wish, the only problem is that you are moved to a country where that phrase is a dire insult. Get ready to spend the whole day running very quickly away from angry people who are upset by you uttering this phrase

I wish I had a real fire place with a magic flue which never needed cleaning no matter how many wood fires I had.

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Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted... But then they would mistaken you as the undertaker which would then become scary or they would think you robbed a bank.

I wish I had a better mobile?

Granted... you get a handphone that has only Korean because Korea has the best handphones (followed by Google's and Apple's phones).

I wish I can be neighbors with Kobe Bryant in Los Angeles.

Granted.... But then you realized it was a dream all along.

I wish that I could sing?

Granted...

Hope you'd taken vocal lessons.

I wish I can have the largest colection of adidas NBA basketball jerseys.

Granted.....

Now your whole house would be full of them that you found yourself lost in your own home

I wish I could speed up the day

Wish grante. But you will realize, 'Why was last Saturday particularly fast'?

And I wouldn't mind being buried under the largest collection of NBA jerseys ever.

So I wish... I can also have the largest collection of authentic NFL jerseys. (Greedy!)