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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 57Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for spending more money on groceries than on your garden.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for spending more money on fish-sticks than rearing your own fish.
Banned for putting tar in the tartar sauce.
Banned for serving chilli sauce chilled thinking it would not be so spicy.
Banned for ordering the Playboy "Spice" channel, thinking it would be about cooking.
Banned for being a member of the spice girls band.
Banned for hiring the Spice Girls to play at half time.
Banned for not using enough eggs in the mole and wren's egg soufflé.
rmgh Veteran
Joined: 14 Dec 2009Age: 33Gender: MalePosts: 2,577Location: Scotland
Banned for farting southwards and making everything here blow into the sea.
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 72,868Location: Portland, Oregon
Banned for attempted to pollute the English Channel even more.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Banned: For trying to cycle the Tour de France in his backyard.
Banned for trying to divert the Tour de France into the sea. AnonymousAnonymous banned for bad geography
Banned for scattering tacks on the road in front of the Tour-de-France cyclists.
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for trying to cheat on Tour de France by driving a tractor.
Banned for pushing me into a body transplant machine!
Banned for growing a tale so rapidly. It's still growing.