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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
I swallowed that too! Where is my spoon?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,605Location: UK
Stirring my tea. Where's my luxury lifestyle?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 84,342Location: United Kingdom
It's in the indefinite future. Where is my present lifestyle?
On the bus. Where's my lost luggage?
In a shoebox at the police station Where is my bank statement?
In the draw. Where's my top hat?
On loan to the Stockport Hat Museum! Where is my refund?
In the post. Where's my rhubarb crumble?
It's crumbled away to nothing. Where is my burglar alarm?
The burglar uses it for his alarm clock. Where's my monkey boots?
i put them in my grandma's knickers, since only they are big enough. Where is my rainbow scarf?
Same place as your Granny's knickers. Where's my tambourine?
DeepHour was playing it whole night. Where is my chessboard?
It got drafted out. Where's my noodle doodle mouses?
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
they're here having fun with my hamsters. where is my hard copy of the cosmic snail royal standard?
In your noodle doodle soup. Where is my evil fork?