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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 77,605Location: UK
It forked off. Where's my dizzy spell?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Eloped with fainting spell. Where is my indigestion gone?
It's gone with the wind. Where's my antelope?
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 28Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
climbing down the ladder to her boyfriends car. where is my memento from Beit Shemesh?
You immortalised it by eating the Shemesh goddess cookies. Where is my memento from Pompeii?
If I knew what it was, I'd be more than happy to help you look. Where's my Cabbage Patch Kid?
Playing with the Turnip Patch Granny. Where is my camera?
It's gone, but it'll be back in a flash. Where's my bed of nails?
Next to the couch of snails. Where is my hat?
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,682Location: Madison, WI
It's in the back of your closet Where is my third nostril?
Is that the one with your finger stuck up it? Where's my bucket and spade?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 84,342Location: United Kingdom
They've gone for a donkey ride. Where is my donkey?
It's on a dusty road. Where's my Devils advocate?
He's here, and he's in an ugly mood. Advocate the room, if I were you! Where's my value for money?
3 for a tenner, coming up to Christmas. Where's my new dress?
Amazon still haven't sent it. That's amazon, innit? Where is my right of reply?