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KyleTheGhost can pull the strings of existence to ensure that Agent000 only ever responds to HIM... which seems to be what's actually happening. Hehe...

If a volcano erupts, it is because agent000 is mad!

KyleTheGhost cracked 512 bit RSA encryption using only his mind and an abacus.

LostInEmulation can open a bank vault by knocking on it.

Kyletheghost has counted all numbers between 0 and 1, twice.

LostInEmulation has written down every number above zero on a piece of paper.

KyleTheGhost can punch a person in the soul.

agent000 is so fast he can punch you, kick you, tie your shoelaces together, give you two purple nurples, and give you an atomic wedgie, all in less time than it would take for you to blink.

DarylZero has a sense of humour so dark it absorbs all visible light.

TallyMan has such a dry sense of humour that Sahara is an ocean compared to it.

Booyakasha's has such a cool sense of humour she freezes everyone she jokes with.

TallyMan doesn't need a sense of humor. When he says "laugh", you laugh.

Alexptrans is so funny he doesn't need to say a word, a mere glance is enough to make people die of heart failure while hysterically laughing.

Has such sexy elbows that he doesn't dare to go out in the public with short sleeves - women fell into hysteria upon seeing him.

Has so many fleas that she hovers a foot above the ground!

Keeps flies and dung beetles as pests since that way he doesn't have to buy any food for them.