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03 Jan 2018, 2:28 pm

Offer an Aspie a box of shovels and tell them to take their pick


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Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. Raise the double standard


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03 Jan 2018, 2:32 pm

mix bleach and hydrogen peroxide in a glass bottle, then screw the lid on tight. alternately, take a lava lamp and cook it on the stovetop burner.*









(*really really REALLY DANGEROUS!! :skull: )



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03 Jan 2018, 2:36 pm

Rocket Propelled Grenades make an excellent alternative when you have run out of fireworks


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03 Jan 2018, 3:17 pm

when one is feeling exceptionally gassy down there, insert a fuse and light it.



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03 Jan 2018, 7:38 pm

Take everything personally.



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03 Jan 2018, 7:50 pm

invade NK.



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03 Jan 2018, 7:52 pm

Impress everyone with the size of your button.



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03 Jan 2018, 7:54 pm

impersonate a police officer naked, and pin your fake badge on your pubes :bounce:



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03 Jan 2018, 8:01 pm

Use your microwave turntable to "walk" your mobile phone in Pokemon GO to hatch your Pokemon eggs.


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03 Jan 2018, 8:12 pm

take a bath in 90% rubbing alcohol.



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05 Jan 2018, 5:59 am

Moon Trump.


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05 Jan 2018, 8:09 pm

Annoyingly sell ice to eskimos.



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05 Jan 2018, 8:32 pm

Do everything annoyingly, with a wink.


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05 Jan 2018, 10:00 pm

rob a gunstore



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07 Jan 2018, 9:51 pm

eat wrongplanet.



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07 Jan 2018, 10:15 pm

^^ wash it down with Reddit.


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