World of constant war (attack previous or next poster)

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*sends a rainstorm over to gismo's computer which junks it up and gives him the blue screen of death*

Fatality!


*voltekkas next poster*

>.>
<.<
*Watches the carnage unfold*

*grabs the unsuspecting emu egg and throws it into an incubator.. watches clock *insert jeopardy music here*.. emu egg hatches, I shoot the emu and make a damn fine emu burger with cheese...*


mmm!

*Attacks with a miserable and embarassing barrage of pecks due to emu-ness* EMU RAAAAGE!! !! !!
(Snort)

*sends assassin number 47 to cap rexmas*

*comes out with a Dalek supercomputer and puts Zara in an image file and rubs Zara and the next poster out in MicroSoft paint*

inside the singularity
inside the black hole
syzygyish laughs
& rubs his hands together
in glee
all the next posters are going to die
& he doesn't have
to do
anythink
ing

In my dying wake, I destroy syzygyish for being a git.

*wonders why in the world we are senselessly fighting each other, attempts to calm down all previous and future posters, succeeds, and then in accordance with the rules of this thread, betrays everyone and attacks all previous and future posters in some ridiculous way*

*Throws Helek_Aphel down a well along with his silly notion of peace*

*syzygyish gets bored in his unassailable fortress
& teleports some laxative & an anvil into TheAPERSON's lower intestine
& a laughing gas bomb into his toilet just as he sits down*

Strange, I was laughing when reading this thread earlier.

*Throws a toilet grenade at syzygyish*

funny,laughing is crying

syzygyish catches it in my mouth,lets it go off
forgets if he is talking in the first or third person
brains explode globules all over gismo

Last edited by syzygyish on 16 Nov 2007, 3:37 am, edited 1 time in total.

*Lets bulldozers run over next poster, sends a wrecking ball at syzygyish

Hides under convenient manhole, comes back out, and hurls lid at next poster.

*gismo hides under another manhole a few steps down the street and climbs down into the sewer, walks over so he is directly under TruthfulTrout and then pulls TruthfulTrout down by the leg into the sewer and climbs up to relpace them, then drops a Toyota Hilux on the next poster with a crane