Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but now the logical functioning is on the blitz which makes the sitution worse.

I wish that all the wind within 100 miles of my location would stop.

Granted, but your plane falls mid flight.

I wish that I was wealthy.

Granted, expect an email from Nigeria offering you millions of dollars if you help someone transfer some funds out of the country.

I wish Gmail didn't lose emails.

Granted, but instead gmail loses user accounts.

I wish humans were the only natural predators of chickens.

Granted.... There be hardly any of us left that you would be so lonely.... not a good wish

I wish the land was made of chocolate

Granted, but you drown in molten chocolate one hot summer day.

I wish I had some chocolate.

Granted, but I mistook the salt for sugar and well, it's not very tasty chocolate.

I wish I had some chocolate -- semi-sweet, not salty!

Granted, but it's a chocolate lab (dog). It's sweet but smells of rolling in stuff in the yard.

I wish my iPod's battery never had to be recharged.

Granted, but that's because your iPod is broken and therefore doesn't operate and wear down the battery....

I wish I were sane.

Granted, but all other living beings on the planet become insane. Good luck with that.

Wishes he had a new iPod.

Granted, but you dropped it in the bathtub this morning and wrecked it.

I wish I had put up row covers (low tunnels) on my garden this fall, so I could go out and pick salad for tonight's supper.

Granted, but the building permit was so expensive that you have no $ for salad dressing.

I wish I had a new, working, charged, waterproof, shockproof, falling anvil proof, childproof, indestructible iPod.. with music I like preloaded, and unlimited personal time to listen to it.

Granted ... you had it. But your wife donated it to the relief efforts in Haiti.

I wish I could play piano by ear.

Granted, but it is literally by ear, as you lost both your hands and feet in a terrible accident and have no other way to hit the keys.

I wish I could live alone and afford it, in a small apartment in the heart of the city, by transit and a grocery, even if its a terrible neighborhood.

Granted ... but it IS a terrible neighborhood, and son, I've been there and you'd better be very sure you know how to keep safe in that kind of environment.

I wish I had gone to bed 2 hours ago. (going now!)

Granted... but you will dream of deranged monster squirrels all night.

I wish a had some Melatonin left to knock myself out with tonight.