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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,264Location: UK
In the other room. Where's my merry-go-round?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 82,802Location: United Kingdom
It'll be round in a minute. Be patient. Where is my grammophone?
Gramma'a got it. Where's my day gone?
Into the Great Archive of Time. Where's my Family Tree?
In the woods with the rest of the trees. Where's my midget gems?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Resting on the shoulders of the giants. Where is my apple?
In my eye. Where's my sugar cane?
I've been using it as a walking cane, sorry. Where's my key?
It's out of tune. Where's my good news?
Waiting in front of your doorstep. Where's my left slipper?
On your right foot. Where's my shred of dignity?
It's been shredded to pieces. Where's my right nostril?
It fell off when you sneezed. Where's the one that got away?
Got stuck on the doorstep, with one foot in and one foot out. Where's my bracelet?
It's living a charmed life. Where's my blatant lie?
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,681Location: Madison, WI
It's on the blatant lie thread, doofus! Where is my piece of scratch paper?