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babybird
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24 Sep 2014, 4:11 pm

It's been scribbled out. Dummy!

Where's my patience?


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24 Sep 2014, 4:16 pm

In your food

Where is my coke?


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24 Sep 2014, 4:22 pm

I don't know! *BURP!* :oops:

Where's my Cookie Monster?


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24 Sep 2014, 4:25 pm

He's dead. :cry:

Where is my fake volcano?


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24 Sep 2014, 4:26 pm

In your imagination

Where's my Dooley Boppers?


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24 Sep 2014, 4:31 pm

No idea.

Where is my painkiller medicine?


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24 Sep 2014, 4:34 pm

The pixies took it to kill the fairies.

Where's my magic torch?


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24 Sep 2014, 5:08 pm

It's attending rehearsals for a Christmas Panto.

Where is my smoke alarm?



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24 Sep 2014, 5:10 pm

In the smokers corner.

Where's my head for heights?


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24 Sep 2014, 5:26 pm

It's on the roof.

Where is my "Bag For Life"?



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24 Sep 2014, 5:28 pm

It fell through the hole in your "bag for Christmas".

Where's my Popcorn chicken?


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24 Sep 2014, 5:38 pm

It's with the DEFRA Food Inspectors.

Where is my gas meter?



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24 Sep 2014, 5:41 pm

Where ever it is, I bet you've tampered with it.

Where's my soul?


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25 Sep 2014, 12:05 am

I sold it to Jaynee in exchange for one red shoe.

where is my federal tax refund?


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25 Sep 2014, 4:47 am

It discovered a perpetuum mobile and is now refunding itself continuously in your basement.

Where is my frying pan?



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25 Sep 2014, 9:53 am

I've borrowed it to whack someone over the head with.

TV Listings Magazine?