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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,408Location: UK
It's been scribbled out. Dummy! Where's my patience?
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,681Location: Madison, WI
In your food Where is my coke?
I don't know! *BURP!* Where's my Cookie Monster?
He's dead. Where is my fake volcano?
In your imagination Where's my Dooley Boppers?
No idea. Where is my painkiller medicine?
The pixies took it to kill the fairies. Where's my magic torch?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 82,873Location: United Kingdom
It's attending rehearsals for a Christmas Panto. Where is my smoke alarm?
In the smokers corner. Where's my head for heights?
It's on the roof. Where is my "Bag For Life"?
It fell through the hole in your "bag for Christmas". Where's my Popcorn chicken?
It's with the DEFRA Food Inspectors. Where is my gas meter?
Where ever it is, I bet you've tampered with it. Where's my soul?
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 27Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
I sold it to Jaynee in exchange for one red shoe. where is my federal tax refund?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
It discovered a perpetuum mobile and is now refunding itself continuously in your basement. Where is my frying pan?
I've borrowed it to whack someone over the head with. TV Listings Magazine?