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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Waiting for you in the toilet. Comb?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,249Location: UK
Stuck in your mop! Where's my familiar face?
You borrowed it to the postman. Where is my oven?
In Hells kitchen. Where's my sense of justice?
It got scared of you and went away by first train. Where is my sense for mischief?
She went away with Misterchief! Where's my pack of cards?
i needed them to read your fortune from them. Where is my clutch?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 82,802Location: United Kingdom
It's clutching at straws Where is my Cheshire Cheese?
The Cheshire cat's got it. Where's my remote control?
On a remote island. Where is my kitchen table?
In it's new home. Where's my Tiger Balm?
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,681Location: Madison, WI
In your sock drawer. Where is my pillow?
My cat is sleeping on it. Where is my cup?
syzygyish Veteran
Joined: 3 Feb 2007Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 8,086Location: swimming in the air
It's in your circumference Where is my accountability
You put it in your pocket and forgot about it. Where is my scarf?
It's counting out loud. Where's my treats?