Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but it's the only language you're fluent in, so you can no longer post on WrongPlanet

I wish I were fluent in Latin.

Granted, you are now fluent in a very early dialect of Latin that nobody else understands.

I wish I hadn't forgotten so much of what I've learned of other languages.

Granted, but you can't find anyone interesting to talk to in any of them.

I wish this chocolate ice cream weren't so COLD

Granted, pop it into the microwave for ten seconds on full power. (No, ten seconds not ten minutes )

I wish for another slice of cheese on toast please.

I happen to have some smoked gouda in the fridge ... or how about some nice soft goat?

Gouda sounds nice. I think the goat may try to climb off my toast.

I wish for a good nights sleep tonight.

It's a shame the night will never end

I wish I had a skill that nobody cared about

Granted, I will have a good night's sleep tonight (thanks for thinking of it!)

I wish I didn't have papers to write.

Granted, you now have lots of papers to read first.

I wish everyone on WP a good nights rest.

Denied... a gift is a good thing... in talent wise..

I wish I could stay awake forever

Granted, it's an unending manic episode. I wish that may not come true.

I wish I had enough money to pay the electric bill.

Granted, however you will starve for the next month.

I wish electricity was free.

Granted.... We end up using up all the electricity that we either run out of electricity or we cause global warming

I wish hot water was free...

Granted. However light bulbs go for $100 each.

I wish I had enough solar panels to sell power BACK to the grid, instead of buying from them.

Granted, but you end up in hot water over the suggestion.

I wish everything was free and unlimited without any global consequences.

Okay, you are a dictator. Have fun.

I wish that I could talk to god and hear his responses.