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babybird
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30 Sep 2014, 4:29 pm

Is it "The Blob"?

Where's my helicopter pad?


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30 Sep 2014, 5:05 pm

It's just a couple of lottery tickets away.

Where are my Nectar points?



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30 Sep 2014, 5:06 pm

Have you even got a Nectar Card?

Where's my new shoes?


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30 Sep 2014, 5:09 pm

Have you even got room for another pair?

Where is my Nectar card, which I definitely own?!



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30 Sep 2014, 5:11 pm

:lol:

Is it with you're Tesco Club Card?

Where's my cup and saucer?


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30 Sep 2014, 5:28 pm

In the dishwasher, but the opening mechanism's seized up.

Where is my takeaway order?



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30 Sep 2014, 5:41 pm

Are they in a tidy pile somewhere?

Where's my nuts and bolts?


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30 Sep 2014, 5:53 pm

They've gone nuts and have bolted out of the door.

Where are my Five A Day?



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01 Oct 2014, 9:23 am

in the freezer, waiting for you to devour them.

Where is my piece of mind?



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01 Oct 2014, 9:33 am

It's all in your mind.

Where are my alpha waves?



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01 Oct 2014, 10:35 am

Waiting for you in your sleep.

Where is my confidence?



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01 Oct 2014, 10:51 am

It's on paid leave. It'll be back!

Where are my life skills?



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01 Oct 2014, 11:03 am

I'm sure there is some Academy of Life in Manchester which has opened a school for such necessities.

Where is my sense for proportion?



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01 Oct 2014, 11:20 am

It's in a wine bar in Dubrovnik.

Where is my wallet?



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01 Oct 2014, 11:28 am

DeepHour wrote:
It's in a wine bar in Dubrovnik.


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Where is my wallet?


A railway clerk stole it from you.


Where is my university degree?



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01 Oct 2014, 11:47 am

It's being made for you by the Albanian mafia. That will be 90,000 Leks, please!

Where is my debit card?