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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,249Location: UK
Is it "The Blob"? Where's my helicopter pad?
DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 82,802Location: United Kingdom
It's just a couple of lottery tickets away. Where are my Nectar points?
Have you even got a Nectar Card? Where's my new shoes?
Have you even got room for another pair? Where is my Nectar card, which I definitely own?!
Is it with you're Tesco Club Card? Where's my cup and saucer?
In the dishwasher, but the opening mechanism's seized up. Where is my takeaway order?
Are they in a tidy pile somewhere? Where's my nuts and bolts?
They've gone nuts and have bolted out of the door. Where are my Five A Day?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
in the freezer, waiting for you to devour them. Where is my piece of mind?
It's all in your mind. Where are my alpha waves?
Waiting for you in your sleep. Where is my confidence?
It's on paid leave. It'll be back! Where are my life skills?
I'm sure there is some Academy of Life in Manchester which has opened a school for such necessities. Where is my sense for proportion?
It's in a wine bar in Dubrovnik. Where is my wallet?
It's being made for you by the Albanian mafia. That will be 90,000 Leks, please! Where is my debit card?