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DeepHour Veteran
Joined: 1 Jun 2014Gender: MalePosts: 82,802Location: United Kingdom
It's gun missing. Where is special delivery?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
At your door step, waiting for a huge tip. Where is my pizza?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,249Location: UK
In the dog. Where's to shoelace tying device?
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,681Location: Madison, WI
Have they even invented that yet? Where is my Apron?
You left it at the Masonic Lodge. Where is my book of tricks?
You used a trick to make the book disappear. Where is my magic book?
You sold it to Harry Potter. Where is my head?
Kiprobalhato Veteran
Joined: 25 Mar 2014Age: 27Gender: FemalePosts: 29,119Location: מתחת לעננים
chillin' in the tzompantli. mm! where is...a tasty burger?
Still roaming down the pastures, I'm afraid. Where is my nap?
The cat took it. Where's my flea powder?
It decided to flee (groan...) Where is my food-mixer?
Mixing with the blenders. Where's my breakfast?
The Social Services are just preparing it. Where is my zero-hours contract?
It doesn't exist. Where's my, one false step?
Same place as your one last chance, wherever that is! Where is my duffle coat?
In your duffle bag. Where's my kite string?