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DeepHour
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06 Oct 2014, 6:06 pm

It's holding up my trousers.

Where is my friendly word of advice?



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08 Oct 2014, 9:49 am

Disguised as Jehovah witness.

Where is my inspiration?



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08 Oct 2014, 10:10 am

In the hexameters of Lucretius! :lol:

Where is my patience?



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08 Oct 2014, 10:15 am

DeepHour wrote:
In the hexameters of Lucretius! :lol:


Loool ahhh don't mention that book please! :lol: He really wrote it as if drinking his wife's love potion :hic:

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Where is my patience?


locked in the basement by your impatience.


Where is my perseverance?



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08 Oct 2014, 10:19 am

It overdid things, and became perseveration. It's now in therapy.

Where is my Marzipan chocolate bar?



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08 Oct 2014, 10:20 am

Kip beeped himself up to Manchester and ate it.

Where is my cup o' tea?



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08 Oct 2014, 10:24 am

Gettin' a bit o' kip!

Where are my CoQ-10 supplement pills?



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08 Oct 2014, 10:27 am

lool I used to take those too :lol: Oh well, I guess I took your dose as well :scratch:

Where are my guarana pills?



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08 Oct 2014, 10:32 am

Sent back to the Amazon jungle by immigration control.

Where is my paint brush?



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08 Oct 2014, 10:49 am

You mistook it for a toothbrush and brushed your teeth with it. Now you have beautiful purple teeth.

Where is my cooking jar?



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10 Oct 2014, 5:52 pm

It's filled with homemade jam.

Where is the iPad .


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10 Oct 2014, 5:54 pm

It's having a revolution with the A E O and U pads.

Where's my master?


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10 Oct 2014, 5:55 pm

You don't have one

Where is my ability to stop change?


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12 Oct 2014, 4:25 am

You locked it in the attic.

Where is my resting hour?



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18 Oct 2014, 2:34 am

deepening, right by the tunnel at gaviota. i used to fishing near there. :idea:


where are my polyphenols?


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18 Oct 2014, 12:01 pm

Shhhhhh they're currently sleeping in your lap.


Where is my oxygen?? 8O