Pearl Jam
likedcalico wrote:
Sesame Street
“I think they can take sesame seeds off the market and I wouldn’t even care. I can’t imagine five years from now saying, ‘Damn…remember sesame seeds. What happened? All the buns are blank.’ They’re gonna have to change that McDonald’s song.
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a…bun. How does the sesame seed stick to the bun? That’s <bleeping> magical. There’s got to be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they’re adhesive on one side. Take the sesame seed out, remove the backing, and place it on the bun. Now your bun will look spectacular. What does a sesame seed grow into? I don’t know. We never give them the chance. What the <bleep> is a sesame?
It’s a street. It’s a way to open <bleep>.” -Mitch Hedberg
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