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Cornflake
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21 Feb 2011, 10:45 am

Blast!

Flicks mashed potato at MONKEY.


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21 Feb 2011, 10:48 am

Pours a whole bucket of spaghetti hoops down your trousers.


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21 Feb 2011, 10:51 am

Needlessly and repeatedly points out that chimps are not monkeys, but apes.


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21 Feb 2011, 11:00 am

Completely ignores it, and eats your avatar instead.


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21 Feb 2011, 11:45 am

Taunts Cornflake for never having experienced the sheer awsomeness of Oreos.


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21 Feb 2011, 11:51 am

(I'll get some on Friday!)

Waves a dead cat at rabbitears.


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21 Feb 2011, 11:55 am

Reports Cornflake to the RSPCA.


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21 Feb 2011, 12:03 pm

While they're interviewing me (the cat was already dead, BTW) I quietly indicate rabbitears' strange interest in dressing up bunnies and bending their ears, using his avatar as evidence.


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21 Feb 2011, 12:15 pm

Cornflake wrote:
While they're interviewing me (the cat was already dead, BTW) I quietly indicate rabbitears' strange interest in dressing up bunnies and bending their ears, using his avatar as evidence.
:lol:

That's funny!

Tells everyone that Cornflake is delusional and needs to have a lobotomy.


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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21 Feb 2011, 12:23 pm

It fails, because they most likely agree. But norwt abuiwrt thur lerbortarmee.

Flicks a few more peas at rabbitears, just because I can and have a few spare pods. There's nothing quite like a spare pod.


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21 Feb 2011, 12:23 pm

Makes Cornflake LOSE THE PEA.


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21 Feb 2011, 1:56 pm

places jacks on every surface in your house.



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21 Feb 2011, 2:25 pm

(Causes a loud alarm to go off everytime you get up sit down anywhere in the house)



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21 Feb 2011, 3:40 pm

Causes your house to go off every time you blink. It gets messy, very messy.


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21 Feb 2011, 4:38 pm

(@ xuxa, I know I'm usually the one to point that out to people. My avatar and username have nothing to do with each other)

Anyway, replaces cornflake's roof with strips of lasagne pasta.


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21 Feb 2011, 5:09 pm

Replaces MONKEY's pasta with strips of roofing felt.


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