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ProfessorX
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01 Aug 2009, 10:48 am

Where is my intelligence? Inside your mind awaiting to be opened to be fully utilized for future developments..

Where is my patience?



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01 Aug 2009, 11:15 am

Waiting for you to use it, of course.

Where are my earmuffs? (desperately need some as the TV is at an incredibly high volume)



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01 Aug 2009, 12:34 pm

Your muffs are lost, and are replaced by earplugs instead.

Where is sleep when I need it?



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01 Aug 2009, 12:46 pm

You too? I think I saw a large fleet of geese fleeing with our sleep.

Where is a bed that I can actually sleep in?


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01 Aug 2009, 1:43 pm

6 dollars a night.

Vere's my creestal?


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01 Aug 2009, 3:47 pm

Somewhere?

Where is someone who can tuck me to bed?



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02 Aug 2009, 5:47 am

On his way down the hall - with some Straps 8O


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02 Aug 2009, 7:28 am

In my pocket. Unlucky you.

Where is Carmen Sandiego?



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02 Aug 2009, 4:26 pm

Iceland.

Where the @*!# is Sportacus?


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02 Aug 2009, 4:56 pm

On a bus in the middle of my house.

Where is my PSP?


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02 Aug 2009, 8:18 pm

Out back having a three way networking session with ESP and PCP



Where is my life going



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02 Aug 2009, 8:35 pm

Over there--where exactly, I can never tell.

Where is a stable and well-paying job? (OK. Forget high-paying jobs. What I need is a well-paying one.)



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02 Aug 2009, 8:55 pm

Volunteer to hand dig a well in Ethiopia, the work is stable, and you are paid with a well...oh well



Where is my orgasm



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02 Aug 2009, 11:33 pm

Nonexistent. LOL

Where is my Tickle Me Elmo doll?



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03 Aug 2009, 8:51 pm

My niece took it.

Where is my hat?


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03 Aug 2009, 10:25 pm

The wind blew it off of your head and onto the street, where it was flattened by cars and trucks.

Where's the newest cartoon show that actually HAS a continuous plot?