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KittenWithAWhip Veteran
Joined: 17 May 2009Age: 38Gender: FemalePosts: 2,484Location: Pacific Northwest
Banned for liking sad-isms.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for licking sad people!
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Banned for saddening liquor consumers by advertising Bavarian schnapps.
Banned for asking the shopkeeper if the "shepherd's pie" contained real shepherds.
Banned for thinking that Toad in the hole is made of toad meat.
Banned for not discovering that for yourself before making the recipe based solely on its name!
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 57Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for making bloody mary with real blood!
Banned for smacking Mary in the nose!
Banned for holding a glass under her nose to catch the blood for your bloody mary!
Banned for hitting her again saying there wasn't enough blood!
Banned for demanding another bloody mary, when you could have had a mimosa.
Banned for not taking Mary to hospital to have her broken nose fixed.
Banned for trying to set it yourself, after drinking 3 gin & tonics.
Banned for taking Mary to the veterinarian to have her nose fixed:
Banned for calling Mary a liar, because the splint made her nose look longer.
rmgh Veteran
Joined: 14 Dec 2009Age: 33Gender: MalePosts: 2,577Location: Scotland
Banned for giving Mary a face lift in the "Buy one cosmetic surgery get one cosmetic surgery free" offer.