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KittenWithAWhip
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04 Aug 2010, 2:04 am

Banned for liking sad-isms.


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04 Aug 2010, 3:52 am

Banned for licking sad people!


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04 Aug 2010, 4:29 am

Banned for saddening liquor consumers by advertising Bavarian schnapps.



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04 Aug 2010, 4:44 am

Banned for asking the shopkeeper if the "shepherd's pie" contained real shepherds.


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04 Aug 2010, 4:46 am

Banned for thinking that Toad in the hole is made of toad meat.



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04 Aug 2010, 4:52 am

Banned for not discovering that for yourself before making the recipe based solely on its name!


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04 Aug 2010, 6:05 am

Banned for making bloody mary with real blood!



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04 Aug 2010, 6:12 am

Banned for smacking Mary in the nose! 8O


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04 Aug 2010, 6:16 am

Banned for holding a glass under her nose to catch the blood for your bloody mary!



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04 Aug 2010, 6:17 am

Banned for hitting her again saying there wasn't enough blood!


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04 Aug 2010, 6:20 am

Banned for demanding another bloody mary, when you could have had a mimosa.



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04 Aug 2010, 6:26 am

Banned for not taking Mary to hospital to have her broken nose fixed.


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04 Aug 2010, 6:28 am

Banned for trying to set it yourself, after drinking 3 gin & tonics.



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04 Aug 2010, 6:32 am

Banned for taking Mary to the veterinarian to have her nose fixed: :elephant:


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04 Aug 2010, 6:58 am

Banned for calling Mary a liar, because the splint made her nose look longer.



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04 Aug 2010, 7:18 am

Banned for giving Mary a face lift in the "Buy one cosmetic surgery get one cosmetic surgery free" offer.