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DeepHour
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19 Nov 2014, 4:35 pm

It's excused itself and departed into the great beyond.

Where is my Birth Certificate?



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19 Nov 2014, 11:11 pm

It was returned to the tree it was taken from.

Where is my 300th post?



KTLLo
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19 Nov 2014, 11:16 pm

I changed it poster to me :P

Where is my 1st post?



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20 Nov 2014, 11:22 am

it was badly eaten by termites and it finally keeled over last month.

where is my pair o' pathetic peripatetics?


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20 Nov 2014, 2:26 pm

Still ambulating in that peripatetics' garden.

Where's my slice of humble pie???



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20 Nov 2014, 3:33 pm

Peter Frampton ate it. :wink:

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20 Nov 2014, 3:56 pm

i emptied it onto the garden and added glitter.

where's my pizza??


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20 Nov 2014, 4:34 pm

You ate it

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KTLLo
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21 Nov 2014, 3:50 am

I put in in the fire.

Where is by Bow of burning gold?



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21 Nov 2014, 11:26 am

Net to the Bow of burning charcoal.

Where is my chariot?



DeepHour
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21 Nov 2014, 11:37 am

You lent it out for a Ben Hur remake, and it was wrecked.

Where is my chauffeur?



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21 Nov 2014, 11:55 am

You sent him to buy for you new paint brush and paint - the old one got overused a bit.

Where is my vanilla pudding????



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21 Nov 2014, 1:49 pm

You really don't want to know.

Where is my basket of kittens?



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21 Nov 2014, 2:20 pm

i recycled the basket and i'm in a mama cat costume and snuggling with the kitties right now.

where is my ticket to elysia?


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21 Nov 2014, 2:29 pm

well first you need to slay that three headed monster to obtain it.

where is my dream about fluffy bunnies?



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21 Nov 2014, 2:33 pm

The killer rabbit from Monty Python took it away.

Where is my lawn mower?