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TallyMan
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17 Sep 2008, 1:56 pm

Duck!! ! A paraglider is about to crash into you from behind!


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17 Sep 2008, 2:31 pm

Has an arboreal head...


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17 Sep 2008, 2:34 pm

Is the world's largest collector of bus tickets. It may look like a library but they are all files full of tickets. He can tell you from memory where each one of his 50 million tickets is stored.


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18 Sep 2008, 7:46 am

is expecting me to pick up up our conversation from last night
but I'm not going to.
banal is completely underated imho


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18 Sep 2008, 10:33 am

Was so angered by the declassification of the former planet Pluto that he now adds the suffix, -oid, to every word ending in the letter T.


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18 Sep 2008, 11:02 am

Makes copies of coffee in the copy machine, and oddly enough, it works.


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18 Sep 2008, 12:17 pm

has 1 million copies of his avatar plastered on his walls and calls it his wallpaper


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18 Sep 2008, 2:46 pm

Is a candidate for the prestigious Webster's New Word of the Year award for his adverbialization of the word neoprene: neopreneyness.


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18 Sep 2008, 2:52 pm

Was over at strapples place having peanut butter and neoprene sandwiches...


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18 Sep 2008, 3:05 pm

is tryiung to buy the library of congress


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18 Sep 2008, 4:23 pm

Is considering opining the Café Dé Congress, and making millions.


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18 Sep 2008, 4:26 pm

will scribble all over the white house with crayons and blame it on a baby 5 feet away


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20 Sep 2008, 2:03 pm

Has made appearances in over 100 movies as background cameo character.


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20 Sep 2008, 3:04 pm

can, in his head, count up to.


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20 Sep 2008, 3:07 pm

Been staring at that same mug of beer wondering "do I or don't I" for the past few weeks...


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20 Sep 2008, 3:34 pm

bycicles on the infinite horizontal 8