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Nosirrom
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21 Feb 2011, 6:31 pm

Paints stripes on you with roofing felt.



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21 Feb 2011, 7:05 pm

Pulls leaves off Nosirrom's avatar.


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21 Feb 2011, 7:31 pm

Causes Cornflake's lights to flicker on and off constantly...



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21 Feb 2011, 7:38 pm

Forces ProfessorX, by law, to never change his avatar ever again.


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21 Feb 2011, 7:42 pm

Makes rabbitears float 5' off the ground. (and flicks more peas)


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21 Feb 2011, 7:50 pm

Swats Cornflake round the head with a newspaper when I stop levitating.


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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21 Feb 2011, 7:58 pm

Reads newspaper and farts in your general direction. (it's a quote, I know, but it still makes me snigger)


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21 Feb 2011, 8:01 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Reads newspaper and farts in your general direction. (it's a quote, I know, but it still makes me snigger)

Monty Python, is it? Holy Grail?

Pokes you in the eye with a spoon.


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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21 Feb 2011, 8:09 pm

Yep - where Cleese is the soldier on the battlements with a ridiculous French accent, after (?) “Your mother is an 'amster and your father smells of elderberries!”.

Stands you in a milk bottle, lights blue touch paper and stands back.


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21 Feb 2011, 8:13 pm

Puts some Mentos in a bottle of Diet Coke and aims point blank at your face!


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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21 Feb 2011, 8:45 pm

Trains seagulls to follow you around all day.



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22 Feb 2011, 4:29 am

Straps a camel to your back.


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22 Feb 2011, 7:00 am

Gives a camel an immensly powerful aphrodisiac and introduces her to you.


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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22 Feb 2011, 9:21 am

Does the same to a rhino and introduces her to both you and cornflake.


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22 Feb 2011, 9:26 am

Sprays you with rhino and camel pheromones.


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22 Feb 2011, 9:52 am

Changes your feet into comfy chairs.


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