Lie through your teeth

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I wish!

(Okay, it's time to give this thread a taste of me lying through my teeth, might accidentally sound too convincing here...)

I am a average mainstream person who love keeping tabs with gossip, trends and mundane topics that serve no purpose, except to fulfill my own life. I want to randomly have causal sex with any woman I can find with absolutely no questions asked, and love to get smashed on alcohol. Although one time at this party I went to, I got so drunk to a point where I got hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, and nearly risk needing a liver transplant as I was close to adversely damaging my liver. Also in my experiences, got into a situation where a woman I had sex with a woman had AIDS and was frightened that I might have contracted it, but luckily the test results were negative (still scary though). Anyway bearly living financially with a crappy job, stuck at a friend's house (when I'm not out) who is so fat and lazy that I happen to do all the work cleaning up all the chip packets, and food lying around. Can't be too mean to him or I'll be kicked out, and I also use his computer to come online, although man we have fun playing video games on the weekend. Ugh, it's boiling hot and humid where I live, and the weather is unsettled right now.

(All of that was a complete lie, every aspect of it, just me being creative. I suppose technically, the only truth in all that is that I have access to a computer to be able to type any of this, the rest is lies.)

i hate neoprene straps

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

I have inherited 12 million dollars and am donating it all to WP. I also love parties.

"Fondue" is the French word for "meltdown".

Vagina is slang for fangdangala.

alex had sex with a typewriter

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

strapples is a female <.< >.>

I am a doctor.

I never had a door closer lying on my bed.

I am a porn star.

I enjoy watching sport

I was a vegetarian but due to the fact I truly hate animals (all of them) I started to eat meat again.

The color of this message is RED.

I don't have any teeth to lie through.

I am really Tony Blair.