World of constant war (attack previous or next poster)

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*flaps hands in a frightful frenzy*

Uses this chance to attack, despite having only one arm.

*BrutalRhubarb explodes*

eats the turbo cheese of power and crushes everyone with his left pinkey

Luckily "I" was a decoy.

Steals littlesmiley's turbo cheese, tosses in nearby flames.
Giggles.
Impales Aperson's earlobe with hot iron.
"Crap, I missed his head"

Licks a crumb of turbo cheese and becomes reverse-squished.

Uses potato cannon to mash potatoes in smiley's face.

Now with only one arm and one ear, I fall sideways due to not having the balence given by the ears. But, as I am defeated, the surgeon nearby fixes me up with a robotic arm and ear.

*Shocks next poster*

syzygyish is shocked to discover that TheARPERSON needs surgery
& attaches a robotic arm to the side of his head
& a bionic ear to his shoulder
"CAN YOU HEAR ME"
i shout in his stitches
but he falls over

eats al of the turbo cheese left in existance and burns the recipe for it then pulls out a giant shotgun and blast everyone

Now, with my body parts mixed up, I avoid the shotgun shells and swing my head round to whack everyone with the arm on the side of my head.

the turbo cheese wears off (no more turbo cheese ever ) and drives metal gear rex into everyone

Metal Gear REX saws off my robotic arm but misses the ear.

*Sends Kefka to destroy the world*

I take a huge swig of tequila and dump the rest on my chainsaw. It bursts into flame as I rev it up. This ritual summons a devil who scorches the earth and creates a crevasse, and a great blast of wind that knocks everyone toward it while I chase them, screaming...

Sorry, but Kefka already destroyed the world.

Now, in Space, I send another Phazon meteor at the next person.

Dons the Phazon suit, absorbs the energy, fires a super-charged Phazon beam at the next poster, and takes off the suit.

Enters Hypermode and dodges the Phazon Beam. Fires a Hyper Missile at TruthfulTrout.