Corrupt A Wish

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04 Nov 2007, 4:39 pm

TruthfulTrout wrote:

SleepyDragon wrote:

Granted, but you can no longer fit through doorways.

I wish I could back a roughie in the Melbourne Cup at, say, 200 to 1, and have it romp home by five lengths.

You forgot to grant his wish, there, Race. I'll grant his for you, and yours to boot.

1. Granted, but since I have no idea what that means, the Melbourne Cup explodes when the winning team lifts it up, killing the whole team.

2. Granted, but the band can't handle the fame and fortune and breaks up in a nasty dispute.

I wish that I could draw well.

the melbourne cup is a horse race that will be held in melbourne tomorrow afternoon as part of the Spring Carnival of Racing.

Granted! u draw so well that the other artists kill u because u show them up.
I wish i could make a living doing voices for cartoon characters.

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04 Nov 2007, 5:48 pm

Awww, darn it, TruthfulTrout, I was going, "HA! My wish is incorruptible, you bee-YOO-tay!" (BTW I am 52/F/NSW Aus).

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I wish i could make a living doing voices for cartoon characters.

Granted, but every time you open your mouth to speak, you are mobbed by adoring ten-year-old fans.

I'll repeat TheMidnightJudge's wish: that he could fly.

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05 Nov 2007, 5:41 am

Granted, you can fly, and very fast. Unfortunately, you can't control the velocity and smack into a passing 747.

I wish I had a car.

If this email is in error, please disregard.

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05 Nov 2007, 6:59 am

Granted, but the car is stolen and you are soon pulled over and arrested.

I wish I could die.

NOT IN REAL LIFE. I just want to see you corrupt it!

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05 Nov 2007, 2:57 pm

You are killed, but someone digs up the corpse and makes it an undead steampunk zombie.

I wish I was a billionaire.

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05 Nov 2007, 4:16 pm

Granted, but you are corrupted by the money and become materialistic.

I wish for world peace.

Hey, wait.

I'm a zombie.

Should I be wishing for brains?

Nah. World peace.

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05 Nov 2007, 5:52 pm

Granted. No corruption.

I wish both my Lit/Comp teachers weren't such control freaks!

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05 Nov 2007, 7:16 pm

Granted, however they then lose control of the class and a fight erupts which rresulots in 23 deaths.

I wish that I could think of interesting wishes.

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05 Nov 2007, 7:46 pm

TruthfulTrout wrote:

I wish that I could think of interesting wishes.

Granted, but you wind up wishing for something silly, like the power to talk to food.

I wish it was summertime.

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05 Nov 2007, 10:00 pm

Granted, but you're trapped in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish that this wish was incorruptible. (Haha, let's see you deal with that.

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05 Nov 2007, 10:42 pm

Not so fast boy, you didn't rub the lamp, you just took it out of your ass. -- Genie

I wish for a less stupid post.

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05 Nov 2007, 10:50 pm

Granted, but you make stupid posts anyway.

I wish I had a graphing calculator.

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06 Nov 2007, 8:18 am

Granted, but it always shows the wrong awnser.

I wish I had a white leisure suit.

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06 Nov 2007, 10:35 am

Granted, but it's two sizes too small.

I wish I had the smarts of Einstein.

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06 Nov 2007, 4:22 pm

Granted, but no one understands a word you're saying anymore.

I wish that humans would stop being so stinking skeptical!

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06 Nov 2007, 6:24 pm

Granted, but this wish backfires!

I wish the student leader of the production wasn't such a control freak!

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