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Thatmew
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20 Sep 2008, 5:26 pm

Ripped a hole in the Time-Space continuum only to take last weeks pancakes to the future, only to eat them again.


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21 Sep 2008, 3:43 am

Hasn't noticed that their avatar is upside-down.


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21 Sep 2008, 8:48 am

dresses only in spider-webs.


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21 Sep 2008, 8:49 am

^^puts pants on his dog just so he can see the dog s**t his pants


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21 Sep 2008, 10:29 am

Needs styrofoam in order to survive.



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21 Sep 2008, 3:15 pm

Needs hay in order to survive, but likes it slightly toasted and covered in butter, served with a pale of water.


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21 Sep 2008, 3:44 pm

Is actually the first carnivorous(I think that is the word I seek.) tree.


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22 Sep 2008, 9:42 pm

Insisted that I date him, so, I cut him in half and counted the rings.
The results were inconclusive.
I thought he was undatable, but his girl-friend assured me he was,
so then I tried radio carbon dating, but all that told me was his radio is broken.



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23 Sep 2008, 5:46 am

Placed an order for a Pizza to be delivered to the moon ten years ago. It finally arrived yesterday but he sent it back because it had olives on it.


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23 Sep 2008, 12:20 pm

Has a stormy temper.



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23 Sep 2008, 1:55 pm

Has hired a fancy dress costume. They just need to find someone to be the back end of the donkey.


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23 Sep 2008, 7:11 pm

Is a tree that grows when struck by lightning.


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23 Sep 2008, 11:21 pm

Shoots out technicolor lightning bolts...


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24 Sep 2008, 11:04 am

walks on ceilings, provided they are not blue, when he walks on the walls instead.


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24 Sep 2008, 11:08 am

Lubricates his window jambs with toe-jam 8O


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24 Sep 2008, 1:13 pm

Loves to haggle with librarians over late fees.


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