Where is my..... [Game]

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It was destroyed by Hurricane Katrina several years ago.
Where is my chair?

It's being converted into an electric chair so that American states can use it to carry out death sentences.

The neighbours are playing loud music again. Where are my noise-cancelling headphones?

Permanently ensconced in your ear.

Where is my Darling Dear?

Over here -- over here!
She's quite distant, yet quite near!

Where is my childhood advent calendar?

Hopefully near, yet not far

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?

Joltin' Joe has left and gone away

Where is my vocabulary, in social situations?

Using computer notation, it's here: C:\Users\Isabella\Vocabulary\Restricted\Social_Situations

Where is my Sang Froid?

Hey, thanks!

Your sang froid is with your chapeau chaud

Where is my energy?

Your Gas and Electricity supplier has cut it off, because you have failed to pay your bill.

Where are my Conference Pears?

You put them in the pantry with your cupcakes.

Where is my faith in humanity?

In WP Off The Wall and Random Discussion

Where are my terms of service?

Corner of 85th and 5th.

Where is my first edition, signed copy of Wuthering Heights?

Buried in the unquiet earth, awaiting rediscovery.

Where is Nelly Dean?

In my mind, playing tricks with my narrative technique.

Where is Heathcliff's biological family?

They've been deported, as illegal immigrants.

'The more the worms writhe....' Where are my worms, by the way?

...burning in hell, because I'm scared of them.

Where is my thunderstorm?