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07 Jan 2010, 11:09 am

This discovery of her lesbian side caused her family to consider placing her in an institution for hysteric maids.


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17 Jan 2010, 3:41 pm

While in the institution for hysterical maids, made the awesome discovery that everyone else in the world is seemingly disappearing..



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17 Jan 2010, 4:02 pm

So, eventually, she will end up alone in the world. This prospect sends her into an even deeper state of psychosis.


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17 Jan 2010, 6:26 pm

So she built a space shuttle and flew to a different planet



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17 Jan 2010, 6:57 pm

Before she went to a different place... she made a sudden crash and POW!.... and wakes up all over again :lol:


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18 Jan 2010, 8:37 am

She gets up to pee, glances in the bathroom mirror and sees ... IAN! And realizes that all along, Ian is she ... she is he ... he's her alter ego. They are a split personality.



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18 Jan 2010, 12:25 pm

he is she all along? Now I know that Ian has the ability to transform into anyone? maybe him, or her, or even you....


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18 Jan 2010, 1:00 pm

Once she learned to tap into her inner superboy ian, she no longer dreamed of meeting rock stars. In her next dream SHE was on stage, with her electric guitar, all dressed in black leather with her hair teased into an indescribable do. She screamed to the adoring crowd, "I AM IAN!! !" The crowd reacted with ....



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18 Jan 2010, 1:30 pm

with a massive shock 8O 8O the crowd was sure it was reginaterrae at first :lol:..... the whole crowd started booing and Ian unmasked himself and we found that he aint Ian, he is really...


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18 Jan 2010, 1:31 pm

SMITHERS. And with this, the narrator chocked on his Coke.


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18 Jan 2010, 1:35 pm

Smithers tries to then escape from springfield and ends up going to lazytown and eventually bumps into jocundthelilac :lol:


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18 Jan 2010, 2:00 pm

Smithers, jocundthelilac, superboyian, and reginaterrae go to visit the narrator in the psych ward, where she's detoxing from coke. There they are surprised to meet up with ....



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18 Jan 2010, 2:41 pm

Britney Spears, after her latest meltdown...


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18 Jan 2010, 7:19 pm

... that's meltdown, literally ... she was, like, solid turning to liquid. It was really kind of gross, and at the same time, disturbingly fascinating....



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19 Jan 2010, 1:22 am

...as it was becoming evident that she was melting because she was made of plastic all along, and since the nurse had turned the heat up because...


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19 Jan 2010, 2:06 am

She thought turning the heat up will help to save the patient. :x


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