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syzygyish
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12 Feb 2012, 6:46 am

blue_bean wrote:

b9 wrote:

blue_bean wrote:

"ThestonemasonsaidIcouldn'thavemorethan50charactersengravedhe"......

that is very funny except it is 60 characters.

Oops. I knew I miscounted somewhere

I was being polite and didn't mention it

NO SERIOSLY!
That's awhat mi epiphets I wan U 2 reed

But seriously, no one listens to me anymore

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12 Feb 2012, 7:19 am

Thank god that's over...

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12 Feb 2012, 7:30 am

DC wrote:

Thank god that's over...

the best one of all :thumleft:

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12 Feb 2012, 10:47 am

my epitaph may say
"what are you fuggen lookin' at?!? i don't know you so piss off"

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13 Feb 2012, 6:29 am

I suppose my big foot dewar could get an engraving or perhaps a magnet...

One of these...

"Holy s**t it's cold in here!"

"Cheers to the future!"

"The universe is a cold place, I'm getting acclimated."

"Cryonicist will come again."

"Gunna need a nice warm bed and a woman when I get thawed "

"Forever Young. I'm not kidding!"

"Getting thawed sounds like a good afterlife to me."

"Please send me somewhere warm when I get thawed."

"It's freezing in here! Get to work!"

"People always said I was an old soul."

"Holy s**t I'm gunna have alot of Grandkids to visit!"

"That which is frozen, isn't dead."

"Just think, someday you could meet me!"

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13 Feb 2012, 6:59 am

"Turn off the Goddamned sprinklers!
I'm getting drenched down here!

Stuppid Lawns... they irrigate them and and then they fertliise them and then they mow them...
and then they do it again! :evil: :!:

Was that too long-winded for you ?
Plant a food forest over me and eat my shorts!"

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13 Feb 2012, 7:28 am

"| Pee Here"
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14 Feb 2012, 4:27 am

| Awesome Free Genuine Skeleton, Just Dig Here
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Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I

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14 Feb 2012, 5:11 am

Alive? No. Back? Yes!

syzygyish
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14 Feb 2012, 7:20 am

blue_bean wrote:

"| Pee Here"
\/

"I hear pee"

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14 Feb 2012, 7:22 am

I'm SOOOOO depressed!

Get It?
cause of all the dirt?

...ahh, forget it

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14 Feb 2012, 7:28 am

In the future, we will all get buried in virtual reality
and I will be able to posthumourously!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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14 Feb 2012, 9:14 am

My other grave is a tomb!

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15 Feb 2012, 12:52 am

l
V
Nothing*

*There's hidden landmines buried with whatever remains of me (corrosion resistant packaging for the mines). I'll be damned if I let an archeologist get a free ride when he or she is digging around in several thousand years.

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15 Feb 2012, 6:21 am

syzygyish wrote:

I'm SOOOOO depressed!

Get It?
cause of all the dirt?

...ahh, forget it

"I've reached the lowest point of my life"

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16 Feb 2012, 7:31 am

blue_bean wrote:

syzygyish wrote:

I'm SOOOOO depressed!

Get It?
cause of all the dirt?

...ahh, forget it

"I've reached the lowest point of my life"

I reached the highest point of my life when I got cremated!
:lmao:

so my thingy should say :
"I was going to say something,
but then I got high"

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