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Once upon a time a nice man named Alex made a website and named it WrongPlanet.

Lots and lots and lots of remarkably interesting people made it their online home.

Then a mysterious comet passed overhead, and they all forgot how to read.

The day a dog went to the toilet down the street.

It was a fine Monday morning and i could hear a truck down the street and i craned my neck to listen to it's engine so i could ascertain what type of truck it was.
i felt so isolated in my curiosity because i reasoned that few other forms of consciousness would share it...until i saw a plain brown dog down the street that seemed to be squatting on it's haunches as if it also was listening to the truck's engine, and i ran toward it with glee shouting "let's go and have a closer look ! !!".
the dog seemed bewildered and so i deduced that english was not it's native tongue so i stamped my foot near his bottom and said "let's go".
he hastily ran off in a direction that was not the direction that the truck was in, so i reasoned that he was going to "head it off at the pass" and so i followed behind believing that the dog was a seasoned tracker of trucks of that nature, but he stopped again.

again he squatted and folded his ears back, and he seemed to be shivering with some sort of strain, so i helped him along again with a prompt stamping on the ground beside his bottom.

off he ran again, and this time he ran with one back leg refusing to touch the ground, and he ran in front of the truck which knocked him over and i noticed that at that time the dog decided to go to the toilet.

it was in my street and it reminded me that i had to go home because i also felt inclined to go to the toilet, and i was happy that at least i showed a bit more manners than he did. then the news came on.

Once upon a time ther lived a muther yoo noe y she wus a muther ok I tel u it wuz cuz she hadda sun. but she also had a dawter so that also wuz y she wuz a muther lolololol anyways dey all lived on a far, where the dad who wuz also the sun and dawters fawthur and the muthers wife cuz he wuz marreed to hur he kept menny cows sum were blak an wite an some were not but i like the blak an wite wuns bedder. Won day the fawthurs favrite cow name moomoo got lawst an the fawther he say to sun omg moomoos gone yu plese go luk four moomoo an so de sun goes but he not com bak so the muther says to dawter omg sun is gone plese yo go luk four sun who out lukking for moomoo and so the gurl levt and not come home parintz git worried but then by mornin the kidz and cow all com home an they wer save. An they live hapily evur after the end. no i did nawt make dis up as i went along you krazy or sumpthin????

There was once Lucretius, and he was insane.

The end.

There once was a chubby cartoon man who thought he would look good with a multitude of multicolored tattoos, but he doesn't.

Pffft

there was once a cute little dormouse, who thought that she will sneeze, but her little jaw got stuck in trying.

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The little green one adjusted its bandanna and glanced at the funny but overly tattooed cartoon man and the very cute but sneezing dormouse, and it smiled its cheerful smile. No contest who was the cutest here!

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Once upon a time, I ran in a forest. I was being chased by seagulls. It was all a dream. The end.

Once upon a time there was a boy. Or maybe it was a girl. It doesn’t matter.

Anyway, one day this person… or was it an animal?

Well, at any rate, this creature or being had something happen to them one day, it doesn’t matter what, but it was something bad or sad. And then they understood that they had to go on a long journey to do something about it. Not that they knew what or how.

On their journey they met someone else of their species or possibly of another species, and ended up talking to them about something. They learned something from this someone somehow, and that something turned out to be useful to them.

They continued their journey and at the end came to confront their problem, whatever it was. Because of what they had learned, they were victorious in whatever their fight was.

Then they probably won something, I would think.

There is also a possibility that they lived happily ever after.

I wish I was short so I didn't stand out in the crowd,
At the moment I stand tall and I stand aloud.

Once there was some gangstas and sh*t. They names was Mo Dolla, Sally Slaughta, Banks, Joe Da Killa, Phil Donahue, and Rep Dis.

"Wat we'z gon' gangbang on 2day?" asked Sally Slaughta.

With the quickness, Mo Dolla was like, "we gon' rob us a bank!"

Everybody was down with that.

They all pulled out they gats (Phil Donahue had two, because he was the only one with a job) and turned them sideways. Suddenly they all pointed them gats at Banks.

"F*ck ya'lls doin'?!" Banks yelled, wide-eyed.

"Moral o' tha story, fool" Joe Da Killa replied calmly. "Don't neva' trust no gangstas'."

They took all of Banks' money and his two-hundred dollar basketball shoes. They wasted the money on a bunch of McDonald's value meals, then went to chill at Rep Dis' crib on First Street. They gave the shoes to Rep Dis' lil cousin f*k Dis.

And then there was five.

So then after they made grilled cheese sandwiches on the radiator, they tried on make-up in the basement of the local mortuary.

When the security guard heard them and checked the room, they laid very still on the metal tables.

The mortuary assistant noticed that they were not hooked up to the embalming pump, so he did so.

Everyone at the funeral next morning commented on the smell of cheese.

:help' i sed louderly and scared
'haha u r going 2 dye' he sed evilly and his eyes turnd red oh no!
then i start crying & i was sad becuz i dint want to dye. but then eyes turnd purple and he gapsed. (i wus born with colerchanging eyes that turn purple wen im scarred and they can shoot lazzers and stuff. yeh only me and my twin sisster hav eyes like dat cuz their realy rare and speshul. like me.)
'ahhh nooo not the lazzer eyes!' he yelled louderlyer then b4 becuz i was shooting him with the lazzers & he wus bledding all over the grownd.

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