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I want to live in Sophland because...
I get free cookies 24%  24%  [ 14 ]
The weather is nice 9%  9%  [ 5 ]
I have been forced to leave my home country 10%  10%  [ 6 ]
There are lots of cats in Sopholand 14%  14%  [ 8 ]
There are lots of women in Sopholand 43%  43%  [ 25 ]
Total votes : 58

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13 May 2007, 11:59 pm

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All the women are locked in the basement and all the cats are hiding in the mountains.
I'm sending my Sopho Clone Army after you!

An operation to destroy the main reactor and blow up their entire technology to avoid future terrorism to the great land
Sending a poweful virus to infect their main computer and disable the cloaking device.


we were clear in another starsystem by the time you realized anything happened

our computers are analog, immune to your computer viruses



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14 May 2007, 12:00 am

*rejoices*
Everyone is dancing in the streets to celebrate our glrious Sophian victory!



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14 May 2007, 12:01 am

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The Celcian Empire is captured and is sentenced for life into the phantom zone


I don't think so, you still use projectile weapons.



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14 May 2007, 12:02 am

Sopho wrote:
*rejoices*
Everyone is dancing in the streets to celebrate our glrious Sophian victory!


There is no victory, you lost and you can't even go find us because you don't even have spaceships let alone technology to track Reabeanan ships.



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14 May 2007, 12:02 am

ahayes wrote:
Sopho wrote:
*rejoices*
Everyone is dancing in the streets to celebrate our glrious Sophian victory!


There is no victory, you lost and you can't even go find us because you don't even have spaceships let alone technology to track Reabeanan ships.

No no no, we won. We have all the cats and all the women.



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14 May 2007, 12:06 am

Sopho wrote:
ahayes wrote:
Sopho wrote:
*rejoices*
Everyone is dancing in the streets to celebrate our glrious Sophian victory!


There is no victory, you lost and you can't even go find us because you don't even have spaceships let alone technology to track Reabeanan ships.

No no no, we won. We have all the cats and all the women.


no, I transported them and flew off to another star system



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14 May 2007, 12:12 am

We do have spaceships, we have managed to develop matter-antimatter reaction energy and we actually tricked you to believe you won.

In fact all of you are captured and you are transformed and residing in a holodeck program microchip prison, you are living a distorted reality



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14 May 2007, 12:14 am

And we have our human ladies and cat ladies back, and are celebrating



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14 May 2007, 12:54 am

Except you forgot one thing... I am a High Dragun and saw through your rouse, and now you are all on my ship's holodeck.



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14 May 2007, 1:10 am

High Dragun? That dopes not compare to a Time-Lord.

(Erases all war events involving ahayes from existence.)

Not supposed to do that, but what the hell.

Now, do you want a place in this fine country? Just try to keep your ornery nature to a minimum. :)


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14 May 2007, 1:43 am

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High Dragun? That dopes not compare to a Time-Lord.

(Erases all war events involving ahayes from existence.)

Not supposed to do that, but what the hell.

Now, do you want a place in this fine country? Just try to keep your ornery nature to a minimum. :)


That sort of cheap trick doesn't work on High Draguns and your time machine fizzles. *impales Quatermass with a shard of hot igneous rock*

*buries Quatermass in a bed of molten rhyolite*

*freezes molten rock*

*repeats for the remainder of Quatermass' regenerations*



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14 May 2007, 2:37 am

ahayes wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
High Dragun? That dopes not compare to a Time-Lord.

(Erases all war events involving ahayes from existence.)

Not supposed to do that, but what the hell.

Now, do you want a place in this fine country? Just try to keep your ornery nature to a minimum. :)


This did not happen, and ahayes is sorry.


Apology accepted.


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14 May 2007, 5:57 am

Mount Sophus, the volcano has errupted.



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14 May 2007, 6:55 am

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Do you wish to purchase property in Sophland?


Indeed.

I'll take that £3 Million castle and the 100 acres of forest and hills around it. Heh, not bad. Can I be Defence Minister? I already have my own forces elsewhere, but I am an expert at that kinda stuff.


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14 May 2007, 6:57 am

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Do you wish to purchase property in Sophland?


Indeed.

I'll take that £3 Million castle and the 100 acres of forest and hills around it. Heh, not bad. Can I be Defence Minister? I already have my own forces elsewhere, but I am an expert at that kinda stuff.

Yes, yes you can indeed! I also grant you control over the Sopho Clone Army. We have recently been at war with the evil Ahayes... 8O



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14 May 2007, 6:59 am

Sopho wrote:
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Sopho wrote:
Do you wish to purchase property in Sophland?


Indeed.

I'll take that £3 Million castle and the 100 acres of forest and hills around it. Heh, not bad. Can I be Defence Minister? I already have my own forces elsewhere, but I am an expert at that kinda stuff.

Yes, yes you can indeed! I also grant you control over the Sopho Clone Army. We have recently been at war with the evil Ahayes... 8O


Status report? Which military bases remain and what is the status of the combined forces?


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