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02 Apr 2018, 4:13 am

I had the window open and it as so windy out, the paper flew outside and I couldn't catch it. The wind carried it away! Honest! (Fingers crossed) :P


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02 Apr 2018, 9:27 pm

I was typing so much, so fast that my typewriter caught on fire. I was using the typewriter because the computer ran away to India in protest of the workload.



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04 Apr 2018, 10:52 am

My skunk sprayed on it; do you want the classroom to stink like rotten spaghetti sauce?



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04 Apr 2018, 11:23 am

My turtle ran off with it


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04 Apr 2018, 11:38 am

The hare took the homework from the tortoise, who was keeping it safe for me.



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04 Apr 2018, 11:50 am

So that was what the race was all about! :lol:

I didn't have time to do my homework because I was too busy thinking of a reason as to why I haven't done it.


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04 Apr 2018, 5:27 pm

After the skunk sprayed it, the cat joined in!



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22 Apr 2018, 6:43 pm

Spiderpig wrote:
What about solar flares? There must be at least an excuse involving solar flares!


How about sunspots then? Sunspots burned my homework.



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14 Sep 2018, 6:31 am

No can do. I won a golden ticket to tour Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory.


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14 Sep 2018, 9:04 am

I won a trip to the Davis Cup to watch Denis Istomin compete.



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14 Sep 2018, 6:41 pm

Because I love my teacher so much that I didn't want to inconvenience them by making their red pen run out of ink!


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15 Sep 2018, 6:40 am

No can do. Sunday is football day.


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28 Sep 2018, 3:18 pm

Sorry, but I am a fireman. We got a call about a cat caught in a tree. Why did it take so long? The call was from Sydney, Australia.


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01 Nov 2018, 8:43 pm

I didn’t do my homework because a dog tore it into pieces.



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02 Nov 2018, 9:35 am

After the dog tore it to pieces, the cat wet on the torn pieces.



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02 Nov 2018, 9:37 am

I was doing a report on Uzbekistan and had to fly all the way to Tashkent to get information, a long flight and was I tired!