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I eat dog poop.

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Mah Mama always sez "stupid is as stupid does"

Smoke

Keep a loaded gun in the house

Play with it when you're drunk

Sleep around

Expect help

Jesus loves you

Sarcasm is always appreciated

Truisms save lives

A stitch in time will revel unraveling in reality

You're all going to be really impressed
with what i post drunk tonite

BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

Smoke

Don't look out for cars when you're crossing the road

Sniff glue

Eat poo

Don't wear a seatbelt in the car

Don't use contraception

Don't cook food, eat it right out of the freezer

Go for walks on train tracks

Swim in deep water and canals

Never shower or take a bath

Stand close to your microwave, puncture a hole in the door

Always make racist slurs in public

Make as many enemies as possible

The trickle-down theory of economic management
is an efficient & compassionate way
to run society

Random details can be left out of any problem.

I don't know which I prefer: supernatural or naturally super.

"... a secret meeting was held secretly" - actual narration from a Speed Racer episode.

My all-time favourite:

IT'S ALL GOOD!



in case of a nuclear attack;
Duck & Cover

I like, went upstairs, to you know... the bathroom and I like, did my thing and I like... totally flushed myself down the toilet. So then I was like, all yucky and such, and I like then discovered there were like, voles living in my septic system. Isn't that like so totally rad?

Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin, come on in.

I am more popular than Jesus!

Antidepressants make me depressed. I'd better up my dosage.

One time I killed an ant in cold blood, then pondered a few milliseconds before bursting into tears. A few days later, the rain washed away his tombstone...

Everything that happens in the movies is real
and you should just watch movies for the rest of your life
because school and studying is just a waste of time
for poo-poo heads