Mountain Goat's funny sayings

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FOUR shouted the golf ball as it flew through the window!

My beards longer then yours - said father christmas as he ate a mince pie.

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk, says, 'We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son.' He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot .
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.
'We missed the R! We missed the R!
We missed the R!'
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, 'What's wrong, father?'
With a choking and tear filled voice, the Abbot screams: "The word was... the word was... CELEBRATE!! !"

My cat can fly said the lady as she threw it over the wall.

Someone asked me to name two containers for water, and i was like, "well, dam..."

Hehe giggled the keys as they hid from their owner.

that's funnier than a fart in a space suit

"Coming. Ready or not!" said the flea as they had a game of hide and seek in the mans hair.

haha mg

here's a vandal named william;
looking for kicks, drilled;
holes in a large sign;
bored bill bored billboard.

Visiting the doctor

"Doctor. Each time I drink my tea or coffee, I get a stabbing pain in my right eye".

"May I suggest you take the spoon out before you drink?" replied the doctor.

Hehe said the lightbulbs as they turned themselves off when the man was trying to read a book.

Little Willie, feeling bright,
Lit a stick of dynamite.

curiosity often sours;
it rained willie several hours