Corrupt A Wish

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07 Sep 2007, 2:04 pm

Granted, you're a spineless jellyfish.

Oh I wish I were an oscar meyer weiner...

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07 Sep 2007, 2:05 pm

Granted... but now it's lunch time.

I wish I didn't have to read into everything people said.

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07 Sep 2007, 2:06 pm

You already are! But now you are smothered in Ketchup, but not Catsup.

I want Dubya and Dick to resign.

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07 Sep 2007, 2:07 pm

Your wish is granted, however now we have Hitler as president.

I wish I had awesomeness

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07 Sep 2007, 2:10 pm

You are now Super Awesome, but you have to pee every two minutes.

I wish that the Dinosaurs would come back.

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07 Sep 2007, 3:19 pm

Granted, but they wipe out all competition, become surplus, and kill all of us in the process.

I wish I could charm people with my thoughts, and control them.

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07 Sep 2007, 3:45 pm

granted , but now anyone can do it and to control yourself you´ve got to control everyone aroud you 24/7 and as people start to realize what you do they start hunting you , and you still need to sleep.
did I say the control stops as soon as you fall asleep ?

I wish my wish would not be turned against me or anyone I thing is worth something as I wish for power.

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07 Sep 2007, 7:29 pm

I wish I was the very best at creeping around.

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07 Sep 2007, 8:11 pm

Anubis wrote:

I wish I was the very best at creeping around.

Granted. You turn into a cockroach but get squashed. :lol:

I wish for a pet rabbit that's litter box trained and won't fly up and bite my head off (I've seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

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07 Sep 2007, 8:15 pm

Granted, instead it bites your skin and burrows into your chest.

I wish that there was no such thing as temptation.

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08 Sep 2007, 8:50 am

stalker_of_thoughts wrote:

I wish my wish would not be turned against me or anyone I thing is worth something as I wish for power.

granted. but as this incorporates 2 wishes they both become negative therefore you are powerless to help yourself or anyone you think is worth something

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08 Sep 2007, 8:53 am

Anubis wrote:

Granted, instead it bites your skin and burrows into your chest.

I wish that there was no such thing as temptation.

granted. but everyone n the world loses motivation as no-one wants anything so everything grinds to a halt

I wish for all my work to get done really quickly so I can go see the Bourne Ultimatum today

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08 Sep 2007, 9:03 am

Granted, but the movie is so awesome that you become really obsessive over it.

I wish I was a real boy.

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08 Sep 2007, 9:36 am

Anubis wrote:

Granted, but the movie is so awesome that you become really obsessive over it.

too late that already happened with Identity and Supremacy

Anubis wrote:

I wish I was a real boy.

granted but you remain a boy and never grow up so never get to play with real guns or real women

I wish for another wish

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08 Sep 2007, 6:19 pm

Granted.
But AA does not know what your wish is so I have nothing to corrupt.

I wish for a GF who treats Aspies right.

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08 Sep 2007, 6:23 pm

Granted, but she has serious health problems, and is in no fit state for love-making, if you know what I mean.

I wish that the apocalypse would just come already.

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