Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Off the Wall: Forum Games, Quizzes, Roleplaying, etc.

Humor: "Autism is caused by ________."

Page 6 of 195 [ 3117 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ... 195  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

Aspiegirl2001
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Nov 2008
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 696

07 May 2009, 6:28 am

Autism is caused by the weather

:lol:



MONKEY
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 9,896
Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)

07 May 2009, 8:42 am

Autism is caused by when your mum used the computer too much while pregnant.


_________________
What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.


Henriksson
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 23 Nov 2008
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,534
Location: Sweden

07 May 2009, 2:40 pm

Autism is caused by Hitler.


_________________
"Purity is for drinking water, not people" - Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


Aspiegirl2001
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Nov 2008
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 696

07 May 2009, 2:41 pm

Autism is caused by wrong planet

:lol:



mechanicalgirl39
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Apr 2009
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,340

07 May 2009, 3:00 pm

Autism is caused by constipation...All these ASD people would be fine if they would only take some laxatives! :D


_________________
'You're so cold, but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me, one last time' (Breaking Benjamin)


protest_the_hero
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Nov 2008
Age: 185
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,011

07 May 2009, 7:20 pm

Autism is caused by liberals, gay marriage and immigration.



syzygyish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Feb 2007
Age: 57
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,086
Location: swimming in the air

09 May 2009, 12:36 am

Autism is caused by an excess of Dark Matter in your diet.


_________________
Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle
-Jaleb


Aspiegirl2001
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Nov 2008
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 696

09 May 2009, 6:09 am

Autism is caused by people being rude



Thatmew
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,959

09 May 2009, 12:24 pm

Autism is caused by media over hype of things not autism. And over hyping of autism causes the growth rate to triple.


_________________
Yes? What is it? Ok. Now that is good.


Aspiegirl2001
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Nov 2008
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 696

09 May 2009, 1:23 pm

Autism is caused by your age



nodice1996
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2008
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,047
Location: Michigan

09 May 2009, 6:14 pm

Autism is caused by Stephen Colbert.


_________________
Guns don't kill people--Magic Missiles Do.


Henriksson
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 23 Nov 2008
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,534
Location: Sweden

09 May 2009, 6:58 pm

Autism is caused by nonconformism.


_________________
"Purity is for drinking water, not people" - Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.


richie
Supporting Member
Supporting Member

User avatar

Joined: 9 Jan 2007
Age: 66
Gender: Male
Posts: 30,142
Location: Lake Whoop-Dee-Doo, Pennsylvania

09 May 2009, 7:27 pm

Autism is caused or was caused by sitting in the back of the cave instead of around the fire
grunting with your fellow tribesmen...


_________________
Life! Liberty!...and Perseveration!!.....
Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.....
My Blog: http://richiesroom.wordpress.com/


Woodpecker
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,625
Location: Europe

10 May 2009, 2:51 am

NTísm is caused by chatting too long around the fire in the mouth of the cave while you should be considering at length how to make your first wheeled cart


_________________
Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity :alien: I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.


syzygyish
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Feb 2007
Age: 57
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,086
Location: swimming in the air

10 May 2009, 4:19 am

Autism is caused by the abandonment of the Hunter-Gather lifestyle
and the co-dependent rise of industrial society and the nuclear family.

It's just a theory, and I may have worded it badly,
but there's something there...


_________________
Be kinder than necessary for everyone is fighting some kind of battle
-Jaleb


MONKEY
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2009
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 9,896
Location: Stoke, England (sometimes :P)

10 May 2009, 9:22 am

autism is caused by watching rainman


_________________
What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.