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19 May 2009, 4:52 am

In their bed was a door closer!


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19 May 2009, 6:12 am

TallyMan wrote:
In their bed was a door closer!


...and me for some cuddles. :wink:



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19 May 2009, 6:47 pm

In their bed was a Nintendo 64 DD.


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19 May 2009, 10:35 pm

In the bed there was a depressed politician.
He was lying down.

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20 May 2009, 3:27 am

In the bed was the former speaker of the house of commons wondering if he'll ever need to get up again!


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20 May 2009, 3:57 am

In the bed there was a fat capitalist pig cowering in fear and shaking in his boots
about the starving emaciated impoverished red under his bed.



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20 May 2009, 2:10 pm

In their bed was a British member of parliament and his "companion" and a rather dubious expense claim form being filled in regarding her "companionship" fee.


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21 May 2009, 3:10 pm

In the bed there was a pillow, a blanket and something hidden under the pillow. Guess what... :wink:



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21 May 2009, 11:49 pm

In their bed was 19 Lava Lamps.


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23 May 2009, 3:00 pm

In the bed there was a pajama and a pack of pills.



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23 May 2009, 3:19 pm

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In the bed there was a pajama and a pack of pills.


Are the pills in case the door closer gets stiff? :wink:

In the bed there was some lubrication (for the door closer :wink: )


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23 May 2009, 5:49 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Doro wrote:
In the bed there was a pajama and a pack of pills.


Are the pills in case the door closer gets stiff? :wink:

In the bed there was some lubrication (for the door closer :wink: )


Heheheeee, we neither need viagra, nor any lube...

In MY bed there is a pillow, a comforter/duvet, a pajama, a box of gem stones (used for healing stones) and a **** ******. :wink:



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23 May 2009, 7:33 pm

Doro wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
Doro wrote:
In the bed there was a pajama and a pack of pills.


Are the pills in case the door closer gets stiff? :wink:

In the bed there was some lubrication (for the door closer :wink: )


Heheheeee, we neither need viagra, nor any lube...

In MY bed there is a pillow, a comforter/duvet, a pajama, a box of gem stones (used for healing stones) and a **** ******. :wink:



hehehe, in MY bed theres 2 **** ******'s lol ( just had to do same as Doro did)


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23 May 2009, 9:07 pm

In their bed was 10,000 AOL trial disks, ranging from 8 inch floppy, to BlueRay disk.


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27 May 2009, 2:22 pm

In the bed there were two plates, two cups, cutlery and some leftovers... Seems somebody had a picnic in their bed.